I’d buy the Bahamas. Or at least a Bahama. An island. You know, for eight million dollars, you could buy an island. — Alex Karev

Everybody’s got a secret. Just be glad yours is out in the open. — Alex Karev

Let’s say you were drafted to a team that wasn’t your first pick. You know, you don’t like the players. You hate the way they play the game. You even think the quarterback is full of crap. The quarterback’s a pain in the ass you don’t owe a damn thing to. But, it’s your team. You don’t quit. You don’t talk to the press. You don’t bitch to the coach. You just… you go out there on Sunday and you make the blocks and you take the hits and you play to win. You show up and you suit up and you play, because it’s your freaking team. — Alex Karev

Let’s meet the contenders. Let’s see. This is, this is Maggie. Married a high school sweetheart and has two kids. Loves being a mom. Coaches her daughter’s basketball team. And makes an insane banana cream pie. And this is Elizabeth. Graduated from Northwestern. Met her husband at a political rally where they got arrested and fell in love. She’s all angry and fired up, but everyone forgives her cause she means well. This, one, this one is Ava. She’s funny, she’s tough and a little neurotic sometimes, but you get used to it. You can tell she’s been through a lot in her life, but it only made her stronger, you know? — Alex Karev

For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can’t get out of your head. So that when your lips finally touch, you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never wanna come up for air. You can’t cheat your first kiss. And trust me, you don’t want to…
Because when you find the right person, that first kiss,
It’s everything. — Alex Karev

I’m with the gyno beast on uterus parade. — Alex Karev

Izzie, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again – get used to it. End of discussion. — Alex Karev

I like your rack and I’d want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn’t be the end of the world if you got rid of them… because really, I’d want *you*. — Alex Karev

You look hot. The whole crazy eyes, tight dress thing. It’s…uh…it’s working for you. — Alex Karev

It ended the way it always ends. I get close to the chick, the chick goes crazy. — Alex Karev

The dude’s got a bum hip and he smells like arthritis cream — Alex Karev

I don’t want to be the future of this hospital if you’re not there with me. — Alex Karev

You made me promise you that you wouldn’t live like this. So now what am I supposed to do? Smother you with a pillow? — Alex Karev

Look, life is too short. I almost died trying to stop that guy. — Alex Karev

Sloan risked his life to save mine even when I was sleeping with his girl. That’s not a guy without a soul. — Alex Karev

Maybe he’s an ass that stares at boobs but whatever. — Alex Karev

You know how much tail you get offered when you’re carrying a bullet around in your chest? — Alex Karev

Did you screw up her brain? — Alex Karev

I’m a wrestler, man. I’m all-state. Saw or no saw, you’re not getting past me. — Alex Karev

I don’t camp! My parents were lounge lizards. I was raised in a bar! — Alex Karev

I’ll stop hovering if you stop acting like an idiot. — Alex Karev

My wife is hot. — Alex Karev

You’ve got to pace yourself, because I can’t be your nurse. — Alex Karev

I’ve had too much crazy for one lifetime. — Alex Karev

Today’s the day my life begins. All my life I’ve been just me. Just a smart mouth kid. Today I become a man. Today I become a husband. — Alex Karev

I know I’m being an ass. But you can’t be pissed off at a chick for losing her mind, so there’s nobody else to be pissed at but you. — Alex Karev

You have hot boobs and I stare at them, too. — Alex Karev

Once you’re labeled the loser—you’re ALWAYS the loser. Understand? — Alex Karev

Dude, wake up and smell the surgical board. — Alex Karev

You keep squinting like that and you’re going to get crow’s feet, but I’m good at plastics. You want me to do something about that? — Alex Karev