Tagline:As you never seen it before.
Also Stars;
Catherine Deneuve as The Queen
Mena Suvari as Francesca Bonacieux
Stephen Rea as Cardinal Richelieu

In 17th century Paris, a dashing swordsman named D'Artagnan finds himself at odds with the powerful forces taking over France. He sets out to avenge the murder of his parents and finds his country cleaved by chaos and civil unrest. His heart softens only for Francesca, a fiery peasant girl who claims D'Artagnan's heart on sight.
Quotes:
D'Artagnan: This is not what you think.
Francesca: You have no idea what I think.
D'Artagnan: I... I wish to explain.
Francesca: You behave as though you've never seen a naked woman.
D'Artagnan: Never one quite so... naked.
[sighs]
D'Artagnan: Or so beautiful.
Francesca: But you have seen many ugly naked women?
D'Artagnan: That's not what I meant!
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Buxom Woman at Banquet: Nice sword.
D'Artagnan: Thank You, Mademoiselle.
Buxom Woman at Banquet: Is it a long sword or a short sword?
D'Artagnan: Well, long enough.
Buxom Woman at Banquet: Do you keep your sword polished?
D'Artagnan: When there's time.
Buxom Woman at Banquet: And do you do it yourself, or do you have help?
D'Artagnan: Myself, I won't trust my sword to anyone else.